Enduring Financial Hardship T-Shirts

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Peter

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Sales

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

"Homeowner please help."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

No Money

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Financial life preserver