Facing Financial Struggles Gifts

Financial life preserver

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

No Money

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."