Families Facing Financial Difficulty Gifts

'We can afford Monday through to Thursday. We're going to have to skip Friday, Saturday and Sunday.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

Sales

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

Financial life preserver

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

No Money

"Homeowner please help."