Families Facing Financial Difficulty T-Shirts

'We can afford Monday through to Thursday. We're going to have to skip Friday, Saturday and Sunday.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Sales

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"Homeowner please help."

No Money

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

Financial life preserver

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."