Facing Financial Difficulties T-Shirts

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

Peter

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

No Money

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Financial life preserver

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Homeowner please help."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"