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'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Homeowner please help."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Financial life preserver

No Money

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."