Dealing With Financial Troubles Mugs

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

Financial life preserver

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

No Money

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Homeowner please help."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"