Going Through Financial Difficulty Mugs

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Sales

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

Financial life preserver

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

No Money

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

"Homeowner please help."