Financial Troubles Mugs

'My credit rating is so bad there, they won't even take my cash.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Financial life preserver

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

No Money

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'