Financial Troubles Prints

'My credit rating is so bad there, they won't even take my cash.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Financial life preserver

No Money

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

How America Was Re-Won

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."