Facing Financial Difficulties Gifts

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

Peter

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Financial life preserver

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

No Money

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Homeowner please help."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

Finance Company.

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'