Going Through Financial Difficulties Gifts

'I always kept up with my neighbors, the Joneses. I followed them down the path to bankruptcy.'

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

No Money

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Financial life preserver

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Homeowner please help."

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."