Going Through Financial Difficulties Gifts

'I always kept up with my neighbors, the Joneses. I followed them down the path to bankruptcy.'

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

No Money

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Homeowner please help."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

Financial life preserver

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."