Parents Struggling With Finances Gifts

"The bills! The bills!"

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

'Any annuity we can afford wouldn't pay the MILK BILL!'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

No Money

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"My client, whom I shall refer to as your son, has retained me to represent him in these negotiations regarding an increase in his allowance!"

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Financial life preserver

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK