Family Hardship Gifts

The relationship between convicts and their families

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Sales

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Warring parents

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

Sweet Jailbreak

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

"Homeowner please help."

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

'Former stockbroker, took my own advice. Please help!'

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

"Married a local musician"