Facing Financial Challenges Gifts

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'Great news! Our credit card limit has been raised enough for us to pay off our bankruptcy lawyer!'

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'I started with nothing but my bare hands. Now I owe the bank £80,000.'

I can't handle this mortgage.

Finance Company.

"No kidding. Tell me about it."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

PEP TALKS!

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'