Financially Challenged Gifts

It's a "futility bill" --- I have no chance of being able to pay it.

"Okay. So much for scrimping and spending."

"A notice of insufficient funds from my bank. That's my address right there."

'I don't normally pray but I'm desperate for ?5,000.'

Frankly, I'm surprised your newsagent let you get so far behind.

'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'

"Looks like we can't afford early retirement. Even early death is getting out of reach."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Sales

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'