Financial Challenges Gifts

'We don't have to keep up with the Joneses any more...They've filed for bankruptcy.'

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'It looks as if my bankruptcy papers have arrived.'

'Poor Shirley...It's obvious she's the one bringing home the bacon.'

"The gingerbread house is gone. . . I could no longer afford the cost of electricity and gas."

"Sergio, are we having money problems?"

'It's worse thank a broken home. I come form a one paycheck family.'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'And then he gambled away our food stamps!'

'The divorce was bad enough but the child support is killing me.'

'Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

They're slashing our health care and pension to cut the budget at work. Plus, I have to take an unpaid furlough week. Let's go see colleges! Ok! That will take my mind off my depressing finances. University. And!

"The problem with our marriage is that we can't afford marriage counselling."

How America Was Re-Won

"It looks like I'm going another whole summer without having a clambake."

Annual profits,

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."