Economic Challenges Gifts

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

'The good news is that I can spend more time with my family. The bad news is my job is now only part time.'

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

Cycling with a harp case

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

Sinking sales

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

PEP TALKS!

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"Dad's having problems at his business. He's been with lawyers, CPAs and financial consultants all day."

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"