Economic Challenge Gifts

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

Annual profits,

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Tic-tac-toe

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

"You can do it!"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Sinking sales

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

Discomfort zone.

Social security.

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

PEP TALKS!

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

"Dad's having problems at his business. He's been with lawyers, CPAs and financial consultants all day."