Business Challenge Gifts

"Don't start blubbing - they could stampede."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Empty box of ideas

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Off Duty.

Tic-tac-toe

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

House of books.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Business Sisyphus

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

Sinking sales

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

Fight on the top

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Discomfort zone.

"Sorry, Dad."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

'We need more boots on the ground.'