Economic Struggle Gifts

'What do you mean when you say we're going to have to start economizing on groceries, Lance?'

Stand here for GOP stimulus plan

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Wanna talk about it?

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

When life gives you lemons...

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

America's Biggest Export...

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

The Circle.

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.'

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

Trickle down...

The Rebuilding Begins Again

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

Credit Crunch.

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

'Have you been reading the financial pages again?'