Economic Struggle Pillows

Stand here for GOP stimulus plan

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Wanna talk about it?

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

When life gives you lemons...

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

America's Biggest Export...

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

The Circle.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.'

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

Trickle down...

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

'Did you tell the kids they could have a yard sale.'

"It's a 'Thank you' email, my small business is going under but chuck, Nancy. . ."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

'Have you been reading the financial pages again?'

"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."