Financial Struggle Pillows

"Honey, we're homeless."

'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'

'The Donnallys lost their car, but you've got to admire the way they're meeting adversity.'

'My boy friend is having a hard time finding work -- he may have to sell his earring.'

That's me written the cheque to pay the second mortgage we took out to pay the credit cards we used to cover the overdraft we used to pay the loan we used to cover our first mortgage..."

Ex-Grocer Plea's Help

"My nest-egg money was working for me okay. . . until took early retirement."

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

"My main problem ow is physician-assisted bankruptcy."

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'I used my tax refund to file for bankruptcy.'

'I wish I had my money back...'

'I can sub you a tenner until Thursday week'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

'Once, I was searching the market for stocks. Nowadays, I'm searching the parc for sticks...'

'My boy friend is having a hard time finding work -- he may have to sell his earring.'

All my assets are tied up in debt.

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

. . .The frustrated citizen goes to the one place where she can recapture some shred of personal power and control. . .The Bed and Bath Superstore.

"A shoulder to lean on? I'd prefer a hand to take up a loan from..."

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

When life gives you lemons...

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'