Financial Struggles Pillows

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

US Rapper 50 cent files for bankruptcy

"Your mother and I have taken on too much debt. We need you to give up the condo and move back in with us."

A house is carried off in a tornado.

"We made savings of £10,000 by abandoning one of our children."

"Is this the line where you don't get your unemployment check, or is it where you don't get your economic stimulus check or the one where you don't get your small business assistance check...?"

A couple has sex on a pile of overdue notices.

"You should move back with your folks until this recession-thingy is over."

One morning, Eric woke up to discover that the Bank had carried out their threat to repossess his house. . .

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

"I've got al the money I'll ever need - as long as I die before teatime."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

'You knew crime didn't pay when you married me!'

"Business is slow this month. I don't where I'll get the rent money!"

"Listen, I know our bills are behind. We're going through a hard time."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'I'm Ann Romney and I'm here to talk to my fellow moms about a subject of concern to us all. . . the national debt!'

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.

'I'm sorry. I couldn't think of any other way to pay my mortgage.'

Wanna talk about it?

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"