Financial Trouble Pillows

'It's a foreclosure notice from our bank - along with an application for a new credit card.'

"I told you we'd lose the house."

Bankruptcy court

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'

"You should have come to me sooner."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

No Money