Economic Worriers Gifts

"And then the price of chocolate went through the roof. The end."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

The Circle.

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

Energy Bills

'Have you seen the financial pages?' - 'Yes, things are going to get a lot worse before the get worse.'

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

Credit Crunch.

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

"My God, I was just wondering what happened to him."

"My take home pay must have gone to someone else's house."

"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Having investment jitters when the market is not experiencing jitters, is perfectly normal.'

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!