Financially Challenged Pillows

"Okay. So much for scrimping and spending."

"A notice of insufficient funds from my bank. That's my address right there."

'I don't normally pray but I'm desperate for ?5,000.'

Frankly, I'm surprised your newsagent let you get so far behind.

'I'm so bad with money, I never know how much I have in the bank unless I shake it and count what falls out.'

"Looks like we can't afford early retirement. Even early death is getting out of reach."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Sales

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'Lost my shirt in the market ! Kept some dignity with hat & tie.'