Facing Financial Struggles Mugs

Financial life preserver

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

No Money

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

How America Was Re-Won

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."