Money Matters Gifts

"When you say you earn mid six figures, does that include the decimal?"

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

Watering Money

"Money can't buy happiness. Well, at least not yours."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Money Bar.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Economic Prosperity

Suitcase of money - "Well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

The Recession Hole.

Oooo, Mr. Private Sector, whoop-dee-doo. It's not like we don't come from the same printer.

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

Money and Football