Money Matters Explorer Gifts

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

Self Service Loan

"What do you mean, 'money isn't everything'?

"It's our moonshot."

Behind the Dollar

Great Chinese Dynasties

Watering Money

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

"Last week you taught us about inflation, so I have included that in my calculation."

Brick and Mortar

Economic Prosperity

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

Middle Eastern Crisis.

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Oooo, Mr. Private Sector, whoop-dee-doo. It's not like we don't come from the same printer.

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"Once upon a time, gold was 60 pounds an ounce."

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

'All these conferences look the same.'

The Recession Hole.

Cobden Forces Disraeli to Adopt Free Trade

"Of course it would be a different story entirely if we could extract crude oil from stem cells."

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

EU-budget fight

'Get me into that 15% tax bracket I've heard so much about.'

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'You can't win — every time we earn a little overtime, it gets eaten up by inflation!'

'Behind the Eight Ball'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler