Money Matters Ponderer Gifts

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

Watering Money

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Trumped

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

'How rich is too rich?'

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

The Recession Hole.

EU-budget fight

"What do you mean, 'money isn't everything'?

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

Plimbco Bank & Trust, old money division.

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

'Behind the Eight Ball'

Banking

Filibuster.

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'

Self Service Loan