Money Matters Ponderer Pillows

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

Watering Money

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Trumped

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'Whoever said 'We have nothing to fear but fear itself' ought to have a look at my credit card bill.'

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

'How rich is too rich?'

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

Oooo, Mr. Private Sector, whoop-dee-doo. It's not like we don't come from the same printer.

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

The Recession Hole.

EU-budget fight

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"What do you mean, 'money isn't everything'?

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

Plimbco Bank & Trust, old money division.

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

Filibuster.

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

'Behind the Eight Ball'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

Banking

'Is it a sin to take Bill Gates' name in vain?'

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."