Money Matters Observers Gifts

'In the end, the candidate who spends the most money can get the votes to stop government binge spending.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Watering Money

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

The Red Carpet

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"He downgraded Apple."

Supermarket Merge

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

Business isn't booming.

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Economic Prosperity

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your 401k is?"

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Wall Street Down

Rolls Royce House and Car

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Physics toy.

Big oil.

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

Scott Walker keeps his job.

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."