Money Matters Observers Pillows

'In the end, the candidate who spends the most money can get the votes to stop government binge spending.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Watering Money

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

The Red Carpet

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"He downgraded Apple."

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

Economic Prosperity

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your 401k is?"

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Rolls Royce House and Car

Physics toy.

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Wall Street Down

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Big oil.

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"