Financial Issues Gifts

'And then I said, 'So sue me!'...'

"I just need enough to file bankruptcy."

"Our studies have shown that 'nature' and 'nuture' are both important but nothing like as important as a trust fund!"

'You never give up, do you?'

"It costs too much to live."

"The results of the X-ray show that you have very poor health insurance."

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

'I need my PPI money to pay for my PIP's.'

"I'm calling to inform you, sir, that someone has stolen your identity."

"I don't see why you're so against casinos...the redistribute the wealth."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're not eligible for the Paycheck Protection Program."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

"We need to have a serious talk."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'You thought I'd gone out of business? What gave you that idea?'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."