Mortgage Issues Gifts

"One morning Mr Small woke up to find the bank had carried out their threat to repossess his house..."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Occupy Budget Balancing

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

I have a dream.

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Life plan

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

'You never give up, do you?'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.

'But on the bright side, I never worry about the housing booms and bubbles.'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

'The mortgage I can handle, but I also have an adjustable-rate wife.'

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'

'And then I said, 'So sue me!'...'

'Give me a mortgage!...'

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

Freddie Mac hearts Fannie Mae.