Mortgage Anxieties Gifts

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

Occupy Budget Balancing

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

Life plan

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

'How can you sleep at night?'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

'That might well have made you feel better, Mr. Jones, but we still have to negotiate a figure. . .'

Freddie Mac hearts Fannie Mae.

'Makes you look slimmer.'

"I haven't been this pessimistic about investing since yesterday."

'My balloon mortgage blew up in my face!'

I can't handle this mortgage.

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers

'Every Night the same dream. I have to file for chapter 11, but can't afford the filing fee!'

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

"Throw in one of those brochures about refinancing my home."

'Name? No questions asked.'

What's the latest on the school cyber-spying on students? Did the webcams show kids doing, um, bad stuff? What do you think? Slam! Maybe we could use a webcam! Personally? I'd rather not know what our kids are doing!

"You may experience an occasional billing sensation."

'Do you really want a £30,000 mortgage, or is this just another homework problem?'

You want the money for a house? Boring! Come back when you need it for something cool, like a speedboat.'

'Oh no! Not another customer looking for a mortgage...'

'Interest on home loans is down.'

"One morning Mr Small woke up to find the bank had carried out their threat to repossess his house..."

"I've just had mine repossessed..."

The cost of living.

'I have trouble sleeping worrying about the alternative minimum tax.'