Mortgage Musers Gifts

Searching for a fun way to celebrate or cheer up mortgage users? Our collection of witty and charming products is perfect for those navigating home loans. Find gifts that combine humor with a love of property, making the mortgage process a little brighter.

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Life plan

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The Evolution Of Man.

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"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure." mockup

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

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'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

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'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.' mockup

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

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'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?' mockup

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

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'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!' mockup

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

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Finance Co., Refinance Co.

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Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal! mockup

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

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'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?' mockup

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

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'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.'

'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.' mockup

'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.'

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'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

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Foreclosed horse

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"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..." mockup

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

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Foreclosure

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Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier. mockup

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

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Freddie Mac hearts Fannie Mae.

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'I will now make these excellent mortgage deals disappear!'

'I will now make these excellent mortgage deals disappear!' mockup

'I will now make these excellent mortgage deals disappear!'

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"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything." mockup

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

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'I wish my marriage was 'catch and release'!'

'I wish my marriage was 'catch and release'!' mockup

'I wish my marriage was 'catch and release'!'

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'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.' mockup

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'

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"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan." mockup

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

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Foreclosure.

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'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'

'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!' mockup

'Let's see, no current job, no job history, dicey credit report, congratulations Ed, you're approved!'

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'Okay, wipe that 30-year fixed scowl off your face, and give us your short-term adjustable grin!'

'Okay, wipe that 30-year fixed scowl off your face, and give us your short-term adjustable grin!' mockup

'Okay, wipe that 30-year fixed scowl off your face, and give us your short-term adjustable grin!'

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'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.' mockup

'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'

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'Name? No questions asked.'

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Not expected to be easily approved for a mortgage.

Not expected to be easily approved for a mortgage. mockup

Not expected to be easily approved for a mortgage.

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'I think we should make an offer on this house, what do you think?'

'I think we should make an offer on this house, what do you think?' mockup

'I think we should make an offer on this house, what do you think?'

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Since we'll be paying this mortgage forever, it's only fitting we use a Forever stamp.

Since we'll be paying this mortgage forever, it's only fitting we use a Forever stamp. mockup

Since we'll be paying this mortgage forever, it's only fitting we use a Forever stamp.

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Mortgage Musers Gifts Collection

Mortgage Musers Mugs

Explore our mug collection filled with mortgage humor—perfect for brightening up those early mornings or gift-giving occasions.

Mortgage Musers Pillows

Discover charming pillows with mortgage jokes—great for sprucing up a sofa or bedroom with humor.

Mortgage Musers Prints

Browse our humorous prints perfect for adding personality and a smile to any home, especially for those passionate about property.

Mortgage Musers T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for mortgage enthusiasts—ideal for casual outings or making a fun statement.