Mortgage Enthusiast Gifts

Freddie Mac hearts Fannie Mae.

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

'Name? No questions asked.'

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

The Day Dreamer.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

God bless our home equity line of credit.

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Emigrating to France.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

'Money, I'm home!'

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

'Great visual support.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

America's funniest investment scams

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.