Mortgage Enthusiast Pillows

Freddie Mac hearts Fannie Mae.

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

'Name? No questions asked.'

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

The Day Dreamer.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'Great visual support.'

Emigrating to France.

'Money, I'm home!'

God bless our home equity line of credit.

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor