Home Loan Enthusiast Pillows

'Interest on home loans is down.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I didn't spark joy."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

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“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

God bless our home equity line of credit.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Emigrating to France.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

America's funniest investment scams

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'