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'Your collateral seems to be OK, but my computer says you won't qualify for a loan because you're dead.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"What's a debenture?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'Wait a minute....!

Paul Wolfowitz.

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

When I make it, I like to see it.

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'