Lending Enthusiast Prints

'Your collateral seems to be OK, but my computer says you won't qualify for a loan because you're dead.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"What's a debenture?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

Payback Time

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'Wait a minute....!

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Paul Wolfowitz.

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'Don't you ever take a break?'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'