Credit Enthusiast Prints

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"What's a debenture?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Money Plant.

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

Tempest in a Teapot

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'