Credit Rating Enthusiast Prints

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

Recession

'...and if the rating agency didn't drop the kingdoms' creditworthiness, the prince and the princess lived happily ever after.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

Agency Moody's comments

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Bank of England Base Rates.

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'