Credit Score Aficionados Prints

Conservative approach superheroes

Cupid views his online credit rating.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Recession

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Agency Moody's comments

Advent Calender.

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

Public unions.

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Sergio Kun Aguero

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

Dead Greek Pensions

Donald Trump

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

'Unfortunately, our computer trading software just sent your money to someone in Nigeria.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'