"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"
Credit Score Critic Prints
Decorate their space with a clever art print that humorously highlights the quirks of credit scores. Perfect for finance enthusiasts with a sense of humor.
'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'
"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'
Reading my Critics
"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."
"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
'It's cutting edge theatre.'
'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'
"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"
"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."
US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'
U.S. Credit Rating
A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.
"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."
"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."
'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'
Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.
'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'
"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."
The new Physics
'Bloomsbury Group, members only'
"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"
Standard And P****d.
"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."
'Wait a minute....!
'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'
Recession
Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'
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