Credit Card Critique Prints

'She just got her first credit card application in the mail.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

Your Flexible Fiend.

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

Moody downgrades Portugal.

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'