Credit Card Critics Prints

50 lb. Credit Cards

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

Your Flexible Fiend.

Moody downgrades Portugal.

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

'She just got her first credit card application in the mail.'

"Frankly, I find it quite insulting that we're often likened to dodgy bankers!"

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.

'Wilbur... did you really say you love me?'

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"