Credit Card Critics Pillows

50 lb. Credit Cards

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

'Money can't buy everything... that's what credit cards are for!'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

Your Flexible Fiend.

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

Moody downgrades Portugal.

'She just got her first credit card application in the mail.'

"Frankly, I find it quite insulting that we're often likened to dodgy bankers!"

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

BUY NOW, PAY LATER THIS AFTERNOON Looks like inflation's picking up again.

'I just know one of the kings brought gold, dear. I don't know if he bought it with his gold card.'